There they are a standing in a row



You might not be able to tell but this bird only has one eye. I was cleaning out my costume box and found the parrot I used for my unintentional transgendered pirate costume from a few years ago (hard to pass for a man when you've got a lovely pair of coconuts deedily dee dee). I have absolutely no idea where his 2nd eye is, it's no longer in the box, and part of me wants to throw his freaky ass out, or give him to goodwill but another part of me wants to make him a little birdy eye patch.

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