Follow Up



There might be some answers to the Fish Plate Confusion 2010, hooray! I got home tonight to find a slip from UPS hanging on my doorknob. Apparently, some woman named Samantha *insert my last name* inquired with UPS about a package from Macy that hadn't arrived. The notice indicated that the driver had dropped it off on the 9th. Luckily, they included the number and tracking sequence number so I can call tomorrow and try and get the fish crap out of my house. Yea!

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