Bigfoot and Birthdays



Happy Birthday Amanda!

To honor you, I present a little blast from the past. A conversation between Amanda and myself from August 14, 2008.

BIGFOOT

So this is how my morning has gone so far:

Amanda: Did you hear they found Bigfoot?
Me: No. (crosses arms and raises eyebrows) Where did they find him? In the trunk along with
Jesus on the way back from Mexico?
Amanda: Ha. Ha. No, it's for real, it's all over the news.
Me: Oh the Weekly World News? Right alongside a story about Batboy?
Amanda: No! Look for yourself, it's all over.
(Pulls up Google and looks at CNN. Nothing. MSNBC. Nothing. MSN Homepage. Nothing.)
Well fine, I'll send you the link.
http://news.cnet.com/8301-13577_3-10017102-36.html

This started the IM portion of the conversation as I read this "article":

Jamie
sounds like a crazy advertising scheme
amandafaith02
NO
its real
they have DNA
Jamie
for like a new mall or nascar stadium
amandafaith02
and a BODY
Jamie
that noone can see
amandafaith02
and PHOTOS
Jamie
i will believe it when i see it
amandafaith02
until tomorrow because they want to hold a press conference
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
Jamie
besides, like it says at the end, bigfoot prefers the northwest and canada to the south
he aint no redneck
amandafaith02
ha ha
maybe they migrated for a warmer summer trip
I mean they have to be pretty smart to have been avoiding all these dumb people all this time
I would avoid us too
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
BIGFOOT!
Jamie
yeah i'm sure there were several of them just wandering around GEORGIA where the HUNTERS live
and eat their roadkill
amandafaith02
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Jamie
even if they found him they would just turn around and throw some BBQ sauce on him and throw him on the spit
maybe that's why they haven't found one till now, they all just keep getting eaten
amandafaith02
The finders are police officers
Jamie
right, there has never been a crooked cop in the south
ever
amandafaith02
well 2 of them hanging out?
Jamie
thats what they do...they drink beer and listen to the CB for riots at the piggly wiggly
amandafaith02
NO apparently they look for signs of Bigfoot DUH
Jamie
then they head on over in their jacked up Bronco and on the way they hit a giant dog, ate it and are calling it bigfoot
that's why there is no body
amandafaith02
There is a body
and there is pictures Diane and I swa
sae
saw
Jamie
uh huh
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatver
amandafaith02
Wait until tomorrow
Sent at 9:59 AM on Thursday
Jamie
when i will be called victorious???
hehehe

So Amanda turned to Shannon for an ally. She found none. I walked up in time to here her say "there were several Bigfeet walking around!"

Hahahahahaha. Well we will see after this press conference tomorrow.

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