Wicked Smart

I love it when people put up signs advertising their "G Sale". So what? Homies, pimps and mac daddies are still full price? But nothing beats an aisle with about 8 shopping carts FILLED with wine labeled Disco Items. Ah yes, if you are going to the disco, don't forget the merlot. It dulls the sheer pain of disco music. I love the nightlife, I like to boogie on the disco rooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuund...

So this is how my morning has gone so far: Amanda: Did you hear they found Bigfoot? Me: No. (crosses arms and raises eyebrows) Where did they find him? In the trunk along with Jesus on the way back from Mexico? Amanda: Ha. Ha. No, it's for real, it's all over the news. Me: Oh the Weekly World News? Right alongside a story about Batboy? Amanda: No! Look for yourself, it's all over. (Pulls up Google and looks at CNN. Nothing. MSNBC. Nothing. MSN Homepage. Nothing.) Well fine, I'll send you the link. http://news.cnet.com/8301-13577_3-10017102-36.html This started the IM portion of the conversation as I read this "article": Jamie sounds like a crazy advertising scheme amandafaith02 NO its real they have DNA Jamie for like a new mall or nascar stadium amandafaith02 and a BODY Jamie that noone can see amandafaith02 and PHOTOS Jamie i will believe it when i see it amandafaith02 until tomorrow because they want to hold a press conferenc