Pot, Kettle, Snob and Wanker

Sent at 2:00 PM on Friday
spammy.anna: is it 5 yet?
cause that would make me happy

Jamie: no, 3 more hours

spammy.anna: dammit
janey
janet
not janey
i don't even know who janey is

Jamie: maybe if you weren't such a snob you would know her

spammy.anna: me
a snob
i think this is an instance of the pot calling the kettle black

Jamie: i disagree
i'm not a snob if my judgements are correct and funny

spammy.anna: i'm not sure that is true

Jamie: do i want to drive all the way to lynnwood tomorrow?

spammy.anna: what's in it for you?

Jamie: i get to pay a ton of money for a movie

spammy.anna: then no

Jamie: but am i mean if i make cheryl drive to bellevue to see a movie?

spammy.anna: snobnouna person regarded as arrogant and annoying
Jamie: i am not annoying!

spammy.anna: see, it has nothing to do with whether or not you are funny

Jamie: yes but i'm not annoying
so therefore i cant' possibly be a snob

spammy.anna: is condescending or overbearing to others.
no, i do not think you are annoying

Jamie: i may be condescending but i'm not overbearing
see, i'm only half a snob
i think it's my left side

spammy.anna: . Snob 262 up, 75 downAnyone who thinks they are better than someone else based upon superficial factors.

Jamie: intelligence and sense of humor are not superficial

spammy.anna: this one is my fav tho
Someone who claims to be of higher intelligence than others, understands the finer thing in life, and generally deems themself a higher being than most others; they often refer to the 'lesser beings' as peasant or philistines. In simple terms, snobs are wankers.

Jamie: okay, that sounds like me
spammy.anna: yes i know
snob
and wanker

Jamie: pot
kettle

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