Joke of the Day

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on it's face and the egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off.The egg mutters, to no one in particular, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question..."

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