Get Your Wine and G's Here!

I love it when people put up signs advertising their "G Sale". So what? Homies, pimps and mac daddies are still full price?



But nothing beats an aisle with about 8 shopping carts FILLED with wine labeled Disco Items. Ah yes, if you are going to the disco, don't forget the merlot. It dulls the sheer pain of disco music. I love the nightlife, I like to boogie on the disco rooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuund...

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