Wicked Smart

Once upon a time there was a Decepticon named Megatron. He liked to frolic in the land of computer mice One day an Autobot named Optimus Prime wandered into the land of computer mice. Megatron and Optimus Prime spotted each other and the chemistry was instantaneous. They began kissing... And then moved on to more risque activities. "Take it all Megatron!" And then they switched, which was only fair... After awhile they moved on to something they both could enjoy at the same time... A poor Aflac duck walking by caught the forbidden lovers' tryst. "Aflac?" he asked, confused. He immediately alerted the media for a hefty sum which he blew on bread crumbs and lipo. Optimus Prime promptly held a press conference dismissing all of the charges. "I did not have sexual relations with that Deceptacon, Megatron."

Everyone just needs to fucking get over themselves. I'm sorry you seem to think I'm such a horrible person and that I'm not worth the time or energy but maybe you should take a big, fat look in the mirror and stop being so fucking dumb. I really could give a shit less about any of it anymore so don't even bother slinking back when you remove that stick from your ass.